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Polly the Insulting Parrot

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Polly is rude, obnoxious and politically incorrect! You've got to be so careful what you say these days. Polly the Insulting Parrot isn't and lets rip with one insensitive and rude wise-crack after another. Polly says all the insensitive things you wish you could. Place Polly at the front door to meet and greet, in the kitchen, living room or in the loo. Polly is motion activated, so every time you walk by, Polly will let fly with some rude comment. Polly comes with a perch that you can hang anywhere.Polly on perch measures 6" x 7" and requires 4 AA batteries (not included).

Catalog code NPARROT price $14.95

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Quackers the Naughty Duckie

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Our naughty fellow is certainly quacking a different tune! This plush horny and happy fellow sings and spouts out wacky comments, even his funny orgasm is sung to the tune of the William Tell Overture. Squeeze his duckie foot to hear him say six suggestive phrases like "You can pluck and roast me baby!" "If I look like a duck, talk like a duck, then I must be a f@#cking duck!" and more. Naughty Duckie sits 10" tall and requires 3 AA batteries included. (This is not a toy for children.)

Catalog code NDUCKIE price $13.95

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Talking Bedroom Teddy

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He may look cute, but wait until he speaks! The Bedroom Teddy is the perfect gift for that special someone in your life. Chocked full of innuendo, the suave Bedroom Teddy is sure to properly convey your "come hit hers" with quotes like "Why aren't you naked yet?" and "I'm a pirate, and I'm here for your booty!" Guaranteed to titillate your significant other... or at the very least put a smile on their face. Bedroom Teddy stands 12" tall and requires 3 AA batteries included.

Catalog code BRTEDDY price $29.95

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Redneck Swear Bear

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Whether you take him huntin' or drinkin' the nasty mouthed fellow is sure to be a blast to have around. Give him a squeeze and he'll say several fowl mouth phrases sure to entertain the more mature audience. This bear is definitely not appropriate for children. Bear measures 6" tall and batteries are included.

Catalog code SWBREDN price $17.95

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Boob Job Swear Bear

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For mature collectors! What better way to say I know they're fake than with this plush, fowl mouth swear bear. Give her a squeeze and she'll say such wondrous things, like "Lick my ni_" Well, you can probably figure out the rest of it on your own. Bear is not appropriate for children. She measures 6" tall and batteries are included.

Catalog code SWBBOOB price $17.95

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Swearing Hand

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Surprise your friends when this motion activated hand flips them the finger. This realistic and motion sensor hand is the perfect prank for home, office or party. As the unsuspecting passer by walks pass, the finger rises up magically from the fist and shouts out one of fourteen fowl phrases. Hand measures 6" tall and requires 3 AA batteries included.

Catalog code SWHAND price $10.95

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