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Shit Happens Button

8 Unique Sound Clips: Shit happens! And with this funny button, you have 8 different ways to say it. From a wacky game show to blaring alarms, our sound effects force you to smile and look on the bright side, even when things aren’t going your way. Innocent Practical Joke: Slip our button under your desk for an instant office joke your boss and coworkers will love! It’s a great way to break the ice at meetings, lighten an awkward silence or simply perk up a friend who just failed a big exam. Great Anytime, Anywhere: With a compact design that fits in your hand, you can take our button anywhere! A perfect paperweight, it won’t take up too much space on your desk. It even has an on/off switch for complete convenience while traveling. Button requires 2 AAA batteries included.

Catalog code SHHAPBUT price $8.95

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Sweet Cheeks Piggie or Cow

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give our 9" Piggy or Cow's foot a press and watch them moves around in a circle to "Old MacDonald". Fun gift for all ages! Each sold separately. Piggie or Cow require 3 AAA batteries included.

Catalog code SWEETC01 price $19.95

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Pocket Drawing Projector

A novel and exciting way to develop drawing skills, this Pocket Drawing Projector from our inspiring Explore & Discover range lets your child project six images onto paper which they can then trace over, letting them practice art anywhere. Practice drawing a tree, bicycle, elephant, shark, horse and car. For ages 6 and up.

Catalog code PDRAWP price $9.95

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Novelty Pocket periscope

Perfect for looking around corners, over walls and even under fences. This Pocket Periscope is part of our Science & Education range and will have young explorers keen to figure out how it works. Handily pocket sized so children can learn at everyopportunity. Fun, imaginative play: hours of backyard fun for little ones ages 6 and up

Catalog code PPERIS price $11.95

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Pocket Metal Detector

You might be standing above buried treasure and not even know it. This mini metal detector is conveniently pocket sized for on-the-go exploring and lucky hunters could discover gold, silver, ferrous and non-ferrous metals up to a depth of 5cm. An adjustable dial on the side can modify the sensitivity so you’ll find the perfect sized treasure. For ages 6 and up.

Catalog code PMETALD price $14.95

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My Piggy Piper

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Have fun singing along with our plush and cuddly Piggy Piper. Press Piggy Piper's foot and he sways, flaps his ears and sings two songs "Old MacDonald" and "Farmer in the Dell". Press his other foot and he plays an imitation game. Piggy measures 12" and requires 3 AA batteries included.

Catalog code MYPPIP price $32.00

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Indubitably Talking Pen Glasses

Do you find your writing is not as sophisticated as you would like? Does putting pen to paper frighten you? Fret no more with our humorous talking pen. Let this bespectacled genius guide you to literary greatness. Writer?s block be damned. Nerds of all ages can appreciate the Big Bang Theory like kitsch of this astute looking pen. Press the button and hear the term "Indubitably"! You will no doubt be enlightened.

Catalog code INDPEN price $7.50

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Walter the Wisecracking Parrot

You better have a sense of humor to deal with this ridiculously hilarious wisecracking parrot. Just walk pass his motion sensor and his beak moves and wings flap as he lets fly five insulting phrases like, "You better stop taking those ugly pills--you're making me sick!" He even comes with a perch so you can hang him to surprise those unsuspecting guests. Walter requires 3 AA batteries (not included).

Catalog code WALTERP price $15.95

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Swimming Fish Fishbowl

This lifelike fish bowl is a fun desktop conversation piece and is perfect for anyone who wants a pet without the responsibility! Place this classic fishbowl atop the included reef base, add water, dishwashing liquid, and the clown fish. This aquarium uses the magnetic field of the fish and the magnetic field of the moving magnets in the base to create realistic swimming movement. Ideal for your desk at home or at work, this novelty lifelike aquarium toy is sure to add calm, laughs, and entertainment to any environment. Complete with a Lifelike Fish, decorative Fishbowl, realistic Plastic Reef Bowl Base, translucent Aquarium Pebbles to decorate the fishbowl. Fishbowl measures 5" x 4" x 4" and requires 2 AA batteries, (not included). For ages 8 and up..

Catalog code FISHBOWL price $8.95

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Pocket IQ Test

Ever wanted to know your IQ? Discover your score with our fun and revealing Pocket IQ Test. Compact kit contains 2 sets of questions and answers, a scoring system and instructions. Suitable for age 9and up.

Catalog code PKTIQ price $8.95

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World's Smallest Walkie Talkies

The World's Smallest Walkie Talkies are ideal for your little investigators. Kid-sized yet totally high-tech, these walkie talkies can be used to talk or to exchange morsecode (instructions included), depending on just how secretive they want to be! With the power to penetrate walls, floors, steel, and even concrete, these kids walkie talkie radios have a range up to 150 feet. Antennas are flexible for pocket portability.Includes 2 World's Smallest Walkie Talkies. Button cell batteries included! For ages 6 to Adult.

Catalog code WSWALKT price $11.95

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Pocket Party Mini Sound Machine Keychain

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There's a party in my pocket and you're invited! Start the party at the touch of a button with this mini sound machine. Drum roll please! This cool balloon shaped key-ring produces 4 fun party sound effects. Set off the party horns or cheer along to a hip hip hooray. Batteries included.

Catalog code PPARTYSM price $5.95

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