Doh! Your favorite Simpson characters are now featured on these hilarious pens. press the button on Homer, Bart, Apu and Krusty pen to hear 5 phrases in each of the character's own voice. Great for school, home or office. Pen measures 6" long and batteries included.

Catalog code SIMPEN price $0.00

Make writing a breeze! Ballpoint pens include a low-noise cooling fan, with a convenient clip accessory and easy on-off switch. Three AAA batteries included! Keep your cool in the office and on-the-go. Pens comes in assorted colors (our choice please).

Catalog code FANPEN price $6.95

Jump into the ring with the famous Poop Boxer and unleash his lightning-fast farty fists of fury! Just push the levers on the back of this pen for punches that are guaranteed a knockout! This ultimate toy is the ideal gift for anyone who loves poop emojis - ???????????? - Just like our Farting Poop Emoji Pen, the Poop Boxer Fart Fighter makes hilarious fart sounds, enough to make the most serious of your family members crack a smile. Plus, if that wasn't enough, he's also talking and makes fighting sounds, just like the kind from an action movie! You'll get a different sound with every push of a lever. Just take a look at the Poop Boxer Fighter Pen and try to pretend that he's not a Poop Boxing Champion! Between his red boxing gloves and WPC (World Poop Champion) Championship Belt, he's always ready to face an opponent in or out of the ring. This pen makes a great party favor, gag gift, or, of course, just a fun pen to have around the home, school, or office! Fight through all the farts for hours upon hours of laughter as the Poop Boxer blasts out fart after fart with none of the nasty smells! This is all thanks to the included long-lasting, replaceable batteries to power endless rounds of poop battles. Fart Fighter pens come with a Lifetime Warranty to keep your fart battles going for as long as you want!

Catalog code POOPBOXER price $14.95

Do you find your writing is not as sophisticated as you would like? Does putting pen to paper frighten you? Fret no more with our humorous talking pen. Let this bespectacled genius guide you to literary greatness. Writer?s block be damned. Nerds of all ages can appreciate the Big Bang Theory like kitsch of this astute looking pen. Press the button and hear the term "Indubitably"! You will no doubt be enlightened.

Catalog code INDPEN price $7.50

PUSH HIS HEAD TO HEAR HIM let out 5 different poopy and fartysounds. Imagine being able to fart at the click of a pen! That's what Emoji Poop Pen does, but without the stinky butt! No wonder he's smiling. He's always blowing off funny farts to make everyone laugh! If you love texting friends with smiley poop emojis, you'll love blasting them with these real fart sounds!

Catalog code EMPPEN price $12.95

Delightful or Frightful? Make Friends and Family Laugh out Loud With This HILLarious Novelty Talking Pen!! Whether you're a Democrat or Republican, show your support or sarcasm in the upcoming 2016 presidential election with the funniest political gift ever made! Love her or hate her, the HILLARY LAUGHING PENTM will have everyone in stitches! Includes a collection of genuine Hillary Clinton laughs, digitally recorded from real TV interviews. We challenge you to keep a straight face when you press the top of the pen and the motorized mouth of the look-a-like pen moves in sync with every giggle and guffaw of the potential next president. Every pen comes with replaceable batteries, meaning the laughs won't stop evenwhen the votes are in!

Catalog code HILLPEN price $14.95

Taking art and pattern making to a whole new level! The Spyro Gyro pen is an artistic motorized stylus that creates three different shapes (square, circles and triangles) in a seamless transition from small to big and back again. The harder you push down on the stylus, the smaller the shapes. Release the pressure and the shapes get bigger. The Spyro Gyro Activity Book is 48 pages of fun, art and three-dimensional-appearing illustrations! There are simple techniques for making incredible works of art and introduced fun applications like creating greeting cards, picture frames, stylizing custom letters and logos, making wild Mardi-Gras masks and more! Set includes 48 page activity book, nine ink colors, three interchangeable shapes (styluses), one AA battery and the incredible Spyro Gyro Motorized Pen.

Catalog code SGMPEN price $19.95