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Country Queen Talking Stress Reliever (Avail Oct. 25th)

Meet Country Queen, the stress toy with big country charm. Give her a squeeze and she'll chat back with a few cheeky southern sayings to help take the edge off your day. From reminding you to slow down to serving up a little sass when you need it most, she's the perfect desk buddy when life gets a bit hectic. Just squeeze, smile and let a little country calm roll in.

Catalog code CQUEEN price $15.95

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Chef Rampage Talking Stress Reliever (Avail Oct. 25th)

When the kitchen gets too hot, let Chef Rampage do the shouting for you. This hilarious Talking Stress Reliever features an angry chef ready to unleash five unforgettable phrases every time you give him a squeeze, making him the perfect companion for stressful days in the kitchen, office or at home.Made from soft, squeezable material, Chef Rampage is designed to help relieve tension while delivering a generous serving of comedy. Whether you're buying for a passionate home cook, professional chef or someone who enjoys novelty gifts, this funny stress toy is guaranteed to raise a smile.Looking to grow your collection? Pair Chef Rampage with the Sweary Fairy Talking Stress Reliever and Bad Santa Talking Stress Reliever for even more outrageous stress-busting fun.

Catalog code CHEFRAMP price $15.95

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I Love Cock Stress Toy

Need a booster? Squeeze ya rooster. This plump cockerel stress toy is made from slow-rise foam, ready to squash, squish and slowly spring back into shape.A wonderfully awkward desk toy and novelty gift for adults who like farmyard foolishness, rude jokes and presents that get an instant laugh. Stress toy measures 3.35" x 4.45" x 5.35"..

Catalog code ILOVEC price $9.95

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Christmas Bad Santa Stress Toy

Meet Bad Santa - your cheeky, irreverent stress-relieving sidekick for the festive season.If you've had it with the holly-jolly chaos, Bad Santa is here to lighten the mood. Just give him a squeeze and he'll belt out one of five hilariously naughty holiday phrases:"Son of a nutcracker", "Merry Christmas you filthy animal", "Go elf yourself", "Have a crappy Christmas", and "Jingle my bells".Whether he's perched on your desk at work or nestled into a stocking, this grumpy Santa delivers comic relief just when you need it most.He may not be helping with the presents, but he's excellent at handling your festive frustration. Ideal for adults with a sense of humor and those who like their Christmas gifts with a dash of sass.

Catalog code XBADSANTA price $16.95

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Put Some Plants On - The Wetter The Better

Looking for a hilarious novelty homeware gift for friends? Look no further than our cheeky 'Put Some Plants On!' plant pot range! This pot, cheekily molded after the female form, is complete with a hilarious decal, stating 'The Wetter, The Better.. talking about plants - of course! Perfect as a quirky home or desk accessory, this plant pot makes a great unique gift for plant owning friends looking for a laugh! Plant pot measures 4" wide x 4" high x 4.75" deep.

Catalog code PSPONW price $19.95

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Put Some Plants On - I'm A Grower

Make sure it's a grower - not a shower, with this hilarious and cheeky plant pot! Molded after the male anatomy, and featuring hilarious pop-art style decals saying 'I'm a Grower!', this funny plant pot is a great unique gift for friends on their birthday! Perfect as a desk accessory or silly talking point in the house, this pot is a fabulous way to add some fun to your foliage! Plant pot measures 3.5" wide x 4.75" high x 4.75" deep.

Catalog code PSPONG price $19.95

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Sweary Fairy Adult Stress Toy

Meet the Sweary Fairy Adult Stress Toy'the foul-mouthed fairy here to banish your bad moods one hilarious swear word at a time! Perfect for those moments when life gets a little too much, this cheeky stress reliever is ready to unleash its profanity-packed phrases with a simple squeeze. Whether you're frustrated at work, stuck in traffic, or just need a laugh, the Sweary Fairy delivers instant stress relief and comedic catharsis. Compact and portable, it's your ultimate on-the-go mood booster, adding a touch of humor to any stressful situation. Featuring five outrageous sounds, this stress toy is both a functional stress reliever and a quirky conversation starter. Just remember, this fairy is not for kids_its explicit content is strictly for adult ears only. Bring a little humor to your day or gift it to a friend who appreciates a good swear. Adulting just got a lot F***ing better!

Catalog code SWFAIRY price $16.95

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Fannie Bank

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Now saving money can be a real gas! Each time you put your coins into our new wacky Fannie Bank one of six humorous fart sounds are made. Fun way to get them saving! Rubber stopper on base makes it easy to get money out and bank also has a on/off switch. Bank measures 6" tall and requires 3 AA batteries (not included).

Catalog code FANBANK price $19.95

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WTF Button

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Nothing in life is EASY, so why not press this hilarious button to express those sentiments. press our new WTF button, and 1 of 10 hilarious zingers are played loud and clear. Batteries included.

Catalog code WTFBUT price $12.95

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Shit Happens Button

8 Unique Sound Clips: Shit happens! And with this funny button, you have 8 different ways to say it. From a wacky game show to blaring alarms, our sound effects force you to smile and look on the bright side, even when things aren’t going your way. Innocent Practical Joke: Slip our button under your desk for an instant office joke your boss and coworkers will love! It’s a great way to break the ice at meetings, lighten an awkward silence or simply perk up a friend who just failed a big exam. Great Anytime, Anywhere: With a compact design that fits in your hand, you can take our button anywhere! A perfect paperweight, it won’t take up too much space on your desk. It even has an on/off switch for complete convenience while traveling. Button requires 2 AAA batteries included.

Catalog code SHHAPBUT price $8.95

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Walter the Wisecracking Parrot

You better have a sense of humor to deal with this ridiculously hilarious wisecracking parrot. Just walk pass his motion sensor and his beak moves and wings flap as he lets fly five insulting phrases like, "You better stop taking those ugly pills--you're making me sick!" He even comes with a perch so you can hang him to surprise those unsuspecting guests. Walter requires 3 AA batteries (not included).

Catalog code WALTERP price $15.95

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FML Button

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Could Things Get Any Worse? FML: For all of life's unfortunate moments. End up failing that exam? you told yourself you could wing? Or maybe you made a fool of yourself during the big meeting? We've all been there, and we've all muttered, "Fuck my life" when things just aren't going our way. With the FMLButton, you can turn things around and have a good laugh thanks to our ten funny phrases. With a sobbing "F my life! F my life I tell ya!" and "I'd call that a true F my life moment," you can instantly break the tension and find the humor in any situation. With its durable, compact design, the FML Button makes a great paperweight, desk toy, or stocking stuffer. Button measures 3 1/2 " x 1 1/2" x 3 1/2" and requires 2 AAA batteries included. For ages 18 and up.

Catalog code FMLBUT price $8.95

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