Meet the Sweary Fairy Adult Stress Toy'the foul-mouthed fairy here to banish your bad moods one hilarious swear word at a time! Perfect for those moments when life gets a little too much, this cheeky stress reliever is ready to unleash its profanity-packed phrases with a simple squeeze. Whether you're frustrated at work, stuck in traffic, or just need a laugh, the Sweary Fairy delivers instant stress relief and comedic catharsis. Compact and portable, it's your ultimate on-the-go mood booster, adding a touch of humor to any stressful situation. Featuring five outrageous sounds, this stress toy is both a functional stress reliever and a quirky conversation starter. Just remember, this fairy is not for kids_its explicit content is strictly for adult ears only. Bring a little humor to your day or gift it to a friend who appreciates a good swear. Adulting just got a lot F***ing better!

Catalog code SWFAIRY price $12.95

Now saving money can be a real gas! Each time you put your coins into our new wacky Fannie Bank one of six humorous fart sounds are made. Fun way to get them saving! Rubber stopper on base makes it easy to get money out and bank also has a on/off switch. Bank measures 6" tall and requires 3 AA batteries (not included).

Catalog code FANBANK price $19.95

Nothing in life is EASY, so why not press this hilarious button to express those sentiments. press our new WTF button, and 1 of 10 hilarious zingers are played loud and clear. Batteries included.

Catalog code WTFBUT price $12.95

8 Unique Sound Clips: Shit happens! And with this funny button, you have 8 different ways to say it. From a wacky game show to blaring alarms, our sound effects force you to smile and look on the bright side, even when things aren’t going your way. Innocent Practical Joke: Slip our button under your desk for an instant office joke your boss and coworkers will love! It’s a great way to break the ice at meetings, lighten an awkward silence or simply perk up a friend who just failed a big exam. Great Anytime, Anywhere: With a compact design that fits in your hand, you can take our button anywhere! A perfect paperweight, it won’t take up too much space on your desk. It even has an on/off switch for complete convenience while traveling. Button requires 2 AAA batteries included.

Catalog code SHHAPBUT price $8.95

You better have a sense of humor to deal with this ridiculously hilarious wisecracking parrot. Just walk pass his motion sensor and his beak moves and wings flap as he lets fly five insulting phrases like, "You better stop taking those ugly pills--you're making me sick!" He even comes with a perch so you can hang him to surprise those unsuspecting guests. Walter requires 3 AA batteries (not included).

Catalog code WALTERP price $15.95

Could Things Get Any Worse? FML: For all of life's unfortunate moments. End up failing that exam? you told yourself you could wing? Or maybe you made a fool of yourself during the big meeting? We've all been there, and we've all muttered, "Fuck my life" when things just aren't going our way. With the FMLButton, you can turn things around and have a good laugh thanks to our ten funny phrases. With a sobbing "F my life! F my life I tell ya!" and "I'd call that a true F my life moment," you can instantly break the tension and find the humor in any situation. With its durable, compact design, the FML Button makes a great paperweight, desk toy, or stocking stuffer. Button measures 3 1/2 " x 1 1/2" x 3 1/2" and requires 2 AAA batteries included. For ages 18 and up.

Catalog code FMLBUT price $8.95

100% stink free guaranteed! Press the button on the horn to hear six odorless, classic farts for your enjoyment! Can measures 5 1/2" tall and requires 2 AAA batteries included. Please note: Do not use Fart In A Can to cover up actual farts!

Catalog code FICAN price $9.95

Take name-calling to a whole new level. This handy device randomly spews out thousands of different insulting phrases with a press of a button. it formulates a perfect perhaps unthinkable and inappropriate insult. It's an indirect way to say what you wish you could have said or would have said. It also comes with a handy neckstrap. Insultinator measures 2 1/2" wide x 4" tall and requires 3 button cell batteries included. (Not recommended for small children) For ages 18 and up.

Catalog code TINSULT price $9.95

Want a off color way to hold your pen? Let our wacky pen holder lend a helping hand. Each time you place your pen in the special place in the holder, you'll hear funny farting sounds. Fun gift to give or receive. Holder requires 3 AA batteries included.

Catalog code SHOVEP price $5.00
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When you know they're just full of hot air, just press this big red button to hear 5 hilarious phrases like "(Fart) Man I thought I smelled something!" "(Fart) Ouch, that one burned!) "(Fart) Aw, see a doctor would ya!" and more. Button lights up when pressed. Fart Alert Button measures 3" x 2" and batteries are included.

Catalog code FABUTTON price $7.95